After a few weeks of summer fun and moving we’re back to gettin in on the Bubble Fun. In less than a month tons of brides-to-be will say I do on September 9th because, for some wacky reason, getting hitched on 9-9-09 is cool. Actually, it isn’t cool at all, but don’t tell the brides because in their hearts they really do believe this makes them even more special than they would have been if they had gotten married on 9.8.09 
We at UtahBubble.com figure this is a good time to get things going again with our “9″ series. Lists of 9 things that you the viewers get to vote on. In order to get this celebration going we need your help in the nomination department, but in some cases you may have to be rather creative.
Our first list we’d like to vote on is the 9 BEST Super Heroes from Utah. We are NOT looking for Superman, Spiderman or Wonder Woman, but an acceptable nomination would be something like:
Mini Van Man. Defender of all mini-vans. His super powers include the ability to change any car into a mini-van, the ability to make crazy mini-van drivers temporarily invisible so they won’t hit the other cars they have failed to look for when changing lanes and he can clean up almost any mini-van interior with a special clean-things-up laser that comes out of his eye. His arch enemies are (and you have to have at least one arch villain):
The Green Joke – (Arch Villain) a man who tries to rid the world of mini-vans and vehicles that can transport more than two people at once in the name of plants and trees, but in actuality he is a self-serving idiot who is a bit naive to how the atmosphere actually works!
Soccer Momzilla – Crazy woman who doesn’t pay attention when she drives mini-vans. She’s always causing accidents and road-rage, always angry and thinks God loves her more than anyone else.
The Yucky Crap Kid – Don’t let his hame fool you. This kid has destroyed more mini-vans than anyone and he does it from the INSIDE! He slowly bring a mini-van to its demise by getting inside them and laying waste to the interior… via spitting, throwing, spilling, vomiting, chewing and other horrible ways The Yuck Crap Kid might just take out your mini-van.
This is just an example, but it may become an actual nominee if you think it should be. Let us know now by creating your own Utah Super Hero and thanks for coming back and joining us again.
How about Rent Man? He can lower rents to match the amount of pay we get here in Utah. His villains can be Boss Man who fails to pay anyone well and Politico Man who passes legislation that hurts the middle class and small business owners.
First of all, woman want to get married on 9/9/9 because it is memorable. My question is what is the validity of your statistic of “tons” of weddings for that day. I am going to assume you pulled it out of your rear.
Second, what a lame poll. Come on, lets vote on something that can actually do a business good. How about your favorite coffee shop, best summer event, or best undiscovered hot spot for kids.
Wake up your readers are not 10!
One of the writers for Utah Bubble has worked in the wedding industry for several years and has a pretty good idea as to the typical number of weddings that happen on and average September 9th compared to this year… so NAH NAH NAH NAH!!!!!
Now, how do you know our readers aren’t 10? Maybe some of them are and what do you have against 10-year-olds?
Also, what is wrong with poking a little fun at our culture through the development of a Super Hero or two?
And… why are YOU so negative… and if YOU are so smart Nicole why didn’t YOU just tell us what coffee shop YOU like the best, what YOU think is the best summer event and what YOU think is an undiscovered hot spot for kids?
Since this website is all about YOU!!!
(answer developed with the assistance of a 10-year-old)
Very funny, I like the personality you add with cap locks.
Favorite Coffee Shop: Espresso Connection next to SLCC
Favorite Summer Event: Feed the Nation Fundraiser
Favorite Undiscovered Kids Hot Spot: Looking for one… anyone have a suggestion?
What do your kids like to do? What ages are they? There are some fun things to do up in Kamas, Oakley and Peoa during the summer with the rodeos and other events… it depends on what your kids like to do.
Nicole got her way… nominate your favorite coffee maker in Utah now!
Hahahaa, Nicole, you never did answer the next post…..leaving us so soon? Anyway, my Utah hero is——> SUPER-NEIGHBOR!
Physical description: The Super neighbor is anywhere from 35-55. She has up to 10 kids, but no less than 4. She is fit, active, has brown hair (occasionally, but not often, blond), and thoroughly enjoys wearing clothes bought at craft boutiques. Her favorite fancy restaurant is Kneaders, she is about as Mormon as you can get, and loves gardening.
Superpowers: Super neighbor has the conviction to fellowship each and every neighbor that comes her way until the day the sun goes out. She is open to doing anything; cleaning, cooking, looking after/picking up kids, chores, anything. She has the energy to head relief society, nursery, primary, and Young Womens, not in that order. She is kind, lovable, and wants nothing more than to be everyones best friend (that and, of course, her kids living the All-American Utah Mormon dream).
Supervillans V
#1- The dedicated non-Mormon: This supervillan is non-Mormon, and very proud of that. They are not interested in learning about, or becoming Mormon, and moved to Utah only because they HAD to. These supervillans spur each and every one of super neighbors friendly, if not overbearing, attempts to impact their eternal life. The DN-M throws wild parties with alcohol, their children are the terror of the high school….Essentially, they spur super neighbors beliefs, and do it with a smile.
#2- The liberal: The liberal is often a DN-M as well, which only makes this worse. The liberal disagrees with super neighbors political and social beliefs. Super neighbor is not especially learned in these areas; she only knows that she is right; as a result, she feels very uncomfortable and un-smart with the liberal. Liberals are one of the very, very small groups of people that super neighbor does not like.