You might live in Utah if…
-
…if your coffee maker at work is only used by the occasional guest from out of state.
-
…if you know the difference between a steak house and a stake center
-
…if you get the 24th of July off of work
-
…if you wear sandals on Monday, but pull your winter coat back out for Tuesday
-
…if you think Seven Peaks is the happiest place on earth
-
…if you’ve ever dressed like a pioneer and dragged a wooden cart behind you for miles with fifty other kids your age.
-
…if the only beach you’ve ever been to is Lagoona Beach.
-
…if the greeting card section in your grocery store is bigger than the alcohol aisle
-
…if you’ve ever began the pledge of allegiance with “We are daughters…”
-
…if you wear flip flops with your sweatshirt in February.
-
… if you are already going 5 over the speed limit in the fast lane, and everyone is still passing you
-
… if Diet Coke is your guilty pleasure
-
…if you know the Y and the U represent much more than just letter in the alphabet
-
…if you have ever made “frappe” out of green sherbet and 7-up.
-
…if you have ever prayed that the donuts and “frappe” will “nourish and strengthen your body”
-
…if you have enough wheat stored in your basement to end world hunger.
-
…if when asked to entertain a group of small children you rely on your memory of Girls/Scout camp songs.
-
…if you have at least three tupperware bowls in your kitchen that are not yours, and the rest of them have a piece of tape with your name on it.
-
…if you’ve ever heard the KSL traffic report end with “in the name of Jesus Christ, amen”
-
…if, when you go off to college, you can’t cook a meal for less than nine people
-
…if the boys in your family can’t get their drivers license until they are an Eagle Scout
-
…if your family owns a wheat grinder
-
…if you know anyone who has believed to have received a spiritual confirmation of the impending win at today’s football game.
-
…if you’ve ever asked someone on a date where they had to open 90 bottles of soda, or popped 50 balloons, or eaten 40,000 Ding Dongs before they knew who was asking them to Prom.
-
…then if they had to dig through a tub of butter to find the answer, even if it was no
These are just a few of the signs that point only to life in the Bubble. Please share with us some of your own!
{ 1 comment… read it below or add one }
If you have to check your family’s genealogy before dating a girl to ensure you aren’t related!