You might live in Utah if…

by bubbleover on May 29, 2009

You might live in Utah if…

  1. …if your coffee maker at work is only used by the occasional guest from out of state.

  2. …if you know the difference between a steak house and a stake center

  3. …if you get the 24th of July off of work

  4. …if you wear sandals on Monday, but pull your winter coat back out for Tuesday

  5. …if you think Seven Peaks is the happiest place on earth

  6. …if you’ve ever dressed like a pioneer and dragged a wooden cart behind you for miles with fifty other kids your age.

  7. …if the only beach you’ve ever been to is Lagoona Beach.

  8. …if the greeting card section in your grocery store is bigger than the alcohol aisle

  9. …if you’ve ever began the pledge of allegiance with “We are daughters…”

  10. …if you wear flip flops with your sweatshirt in February.

  11. … if you are already going 5 over the speed limit in the fast lane, and everyone is still passing you

  12. … if Diet Coke is your guilty pleasure

  13. …if you know the Y and the U represent much more than just letter in the alphabet

  14. …if you have ever made “frappe” out of green sherbet and 7-up.

  15. …if you have ever  prayed that the donuts and “frappe” will “nourish and strengthen your body”

  16. …if you have enough wheat stored in your basement to end world hunger.

  17. …if when asked to entertain a group of small children you rely on your memory of Girls/Scout camp songs.

  18. …if  you have at least three tupperware bowls in your kitchen that are not yours, and the rest of them have a piece of tape with your name on it.

  19. …if you’ve ever heard the KSL traffic report end with “in the name of Jesus Christ, amen”

  20. …if, when you go off to college,  you can’t cook a meal for less than nine people

  21. …if the boys in your family can’t get their drivers license until they are an Eagle Scout

  22. …if your family owns a wheat grinder

  23. …if you  know anyone who has believed to have received a spiritual confirmation of the impending win at today’s football game.

  24. …if you’ve ever asked someone on a date where they had to open 90 bottles of soda, or popped 50 balloons, or eaten 40,000 Ding Dongs before they knew who was asking them to Prom.

  25. …then if they had to dig through a tub of butter to find the answer, even if it was no

These are just a few of the signs that point only to life in the Bubble.  Please share with us some of your own!

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1 Mike May 30, 2009 at 5:43 am

If you have to check your family’s genealogy before dating a girl to ensure you aren’t related!

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