A recent inquiry into the Department of Human Oddities by the Department of Peculiar People’s Rights Initiative Group has shown that claims made by many in Park City are true: Park City is not and has never been part of the Utah Bubble. Michael Michale, a shrimp farmer in Morgan, responded to the news earlier today. ”Well that figures. Those folks wouldn’t know the Bubble if it hit them in the face,” exclaimed Michale. Dr. John P Simonsonianson, a researcher for the DPPRIG, isn’t so sure.
“The people of Park City know the Bubble very well and it has hit them in the face,” said Dr. Simonsonianson, “In fact, our study shows that residence of Park City actually don’t wish they were part of the Bubble because they really don’t like the Bubble. It is hard to imagine, but we are discovering new things every day.”
Jim Karden, Park City local, who has never left the state and who happens to be a big movie buff wanted to express his outlook on the Bubble. ”I live in Park City because you can rent any movies you want and they aren’t edited for content,” said Karden. ”But the beer is awful everywhere in the world thanks to the Bubble,” he added. Samantha “Too Tall” Joansey, a Park City resident, thinks more needs to be done in order to truly know whether Park City is a part of the Bubble and whether it could become part of the Bubble in the near future. “Our lives are at stake here,” said Joansey, “And our kids too. We need to make sure the Bubble never reaches them or soon they will be sheltered and who know what that could lead to? Attention, cuddling and less time skiing and golfing! We need to put together a committee to watch over the groups that review the work from the departments who are doing the research!”
“We really are doing all that we can,” mentioned Dr. Simonsonianson.
Janny Dayer, a member of Park City Against Bubbleness Forever and Ever, a privately funded activist group, is not so sure. ”I’m afraid we aren’t doing everything we can to stop the Bubble from spreading. If we don’t start fixing our city today and if we don’t start teaching our children what the Bubble is, we may very well see the devastation that comes with it. Like owning too many Disney movies,” said Dayer
Dr. Simonsonianson agrees there is still much research that needs to be done, but for now Park City will be considered a city on top of the Bubble. ”Of course there is more too do, so maybe we aren’t doing everything that we can, but all considered, I am sure that Park City is safe from becoming part of the Bubble for some time,” the doctor added, “but you never really know. And what’s wrong with Disney movies?”
In order to get the word out PCABFE has created two shirts that they hope people in Park City will wear as a warning. They hope this T-shirt, and others like it, can save their future!
Having lived in Park City for 13 years, I can attest to the fact that Park City is definitely a world of its own – outside the bubble. Many residents move there to get as far away from the bubble as possible without actually leaving the state.
Thankfully, I saw the light about 8 years ago and returned to live within the confines of the bubble. But once in awhile, I wistfully think: “Ah, I miss living in that bubbleless world.”.
Hey fans… we are going to be featured on Park City TV on May 11 (Monday) at 6PM so be sure to tune in and see the gorgeous faces behind the Bubble
Or check our the interview at http://parkcity.tv
Dude, I heard the beer isn’t watered down anymore!
You may want to send an investigator to St. George. It *may* also qualify as outside the bubble. Although I’ve never lived there, but I kind of get that sense…
at the very least I say it’s on the “outer rim” of the bubble.
Funny thing, though: If you go beyond Park City to Heber City or Kamas… WHAM! Back in the bubble.
And I don’t know Kristy, while St. George is cool enough to have an In-N-Out (yummmmm), have you seen some of the hairstyles down there? BUBBLICIOUS. It’s a tough call.
I think Park City was annexed by California a few years ago, and therefore can’t be part of the bubble without violating interstate trade agreements or something.