Game 1: Kobe’s ego is injured when a Laker cheerleader says she thinks he is ugly. He is so concerned about it that the Jazz win an upset.
Game 2: Kobe is feeling better after buying his wife a new ring to say sorry for hitting on a cheerleader. Lakers win.
Game 3: The Lakers take another game even though Boozer has a great game.
Game 4: Jazz players eat spinach and their muscles grow strong. Jazz win in OT!
Game 5: Lakers jerseys are shrunk when being cleaned and they have to wear new ones which are very itchy. This leads to Utah taking game 5.
Game 6: Lakers take game six thanks to anti-itch cream.
Game 7: The game no one ever thought could happen happens and the Jazz pull off the miracle!!! In a last second shot Williams wins game 7 as the third OT ends. YES… THE JAZZ WIN!!!! Kobe gets upset and cries a lot!
Now I know this may be just a dream, but we will dream it.
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Well… we may have gotten the order wrong, but that’s only because that cheerleader we told you about called in sick and so Kobe didn’t have a chance to get in trouble.
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