We interrupt our normally humor based programming to salute our Navy SEALS who were able to save the American ship captain who had been taken prisoner by Somali pirates earlier this week. We also want to solute Captain Richard Phillips who put himself in danger to save the lives of his crew. We think Captain Phillips deserves the highest honors available to an American for his bravery, and since he is ex-military we wonder if he could be considered for the Medal of Honor.
No matter what awards these men receive, the most important part is that the Captain is now safe and most of his captors are dead. Perhaps Somali pirates will think twice about nabbing an America again! So an Easter gift was given to the Phillips family and to all Americans and for that we at the Utah Bubble salute them!
Now back to the jokes…
A blind man in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a good Utah joke?”
The guy next to him replies, “Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6′ tall, 200 lbs., and I grew up in Utah and even graduated from Utah State. The guy sitting next to me is 6′ 2″ tall, weighs 225, and he also grew up here and graduated from BYU. And the fella next to him is 6′ 5″ tall, weighs 250, and he grew up in Utah and graduated from the University of Utah. Now, you sure you still wanna tell that joke?”
The Blind man replies, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times, and what the heck is the guy from BYU doing here anyways?”
p.s. Did anyone see my brain-fart spelling error? It is fixed now, but it was a bad one! Freaking spell check doesn’t always work for the tired man does it!?!?!?!?!
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And you get a joke! Can’t beat that… way better than the liberal v.s. conservative fighting you get at the other sites.
Love it!